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  • Ab Toh Aisa Lag Raha Hai Bhagwaan Se Bol Dun Ki...<br/>
Restore me to factory settings!Upload to Facebook
    Ab Toh Aisa Lag Raha Hai Bhagwaan Se Bol Dun Ki...
    Restore me to factory settings!
  • Masks are great for 'saving face'.<br/>
It covers your ugly face and bad breath, too!Upload to Facebook
    Masks are great for 'saving face'.
    It covers your ugly face and bad breath, too!
  • When you meet someone new you unlock a new character for your dreams!Upload to Facebook
    When you meet someone new you unlock a new character for your dreams!
  • I always thought I had anger problems and was anti-social but after spending time on social media, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal!Upload to Facebook
    I always thought I had anger problems and was anti-social but after spending time on social media, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal!
  • Have you ever realised that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes?Upload to Facebook
    Have you ever realised that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes?
  • People who talk to themselves are not crazy, they are talking to themselves to avoid becoming crazy!Upload to Facebook
    People who talk to themselves are not crazy, they are talking to themselves to avoid becoming crazy!
  • When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing!Upload to Facebook
    When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing!
  • Today's Date<br/>
05/10/2020<br/>
Live and grow your life multi-fold like today's date in all conditions!Upload to Facebook
    Today's Date
    05/10/2020
    Live and grow your life multi-fold like today's date in all conditions!
  • The world wasn't better when you were young, you were just too stupid to notice its flaws!Upload to Facebook
    The world wasn't better when you were young, you were just too stupid to notice its flaws!
  • Has blocking someone ever felt so good that you want to unblock them once a year and wish them Happy Block Day?Upload to Facebook
    Has blocking someone ever felt so good that you want to unblock them once a year and wish them Happy Block Day?
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