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  • Everybody says 'Don't talk to strangers' but in order to make friends, you have to talk to strangers!Upload to Facebook
    Everybody says 'Don't talk to strangers' but in order to make friends, you have to talk to strangers!
  • The roots of gossip are in our education system.<br/>
For 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked in school question papers:<br/>
`Who said to whom, when and why?`Upload to Facebook
    The roots of gossip are in our education system.
    For 5 marks, we have been repeatedly asked in school question papers:
    "Who said to whom, when and why?"
  • Has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?Upload to Facebook
    Has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?
  • I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups, but f**k ups!Upload to Facebook
    I am not good at push-ups or sit-ups, but f**k ups!
  • The Flat Earth Society is reporting that the 6-foot social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge!Upload to Facebook
    The Flat Earth Society is reporting that the 6-foot social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge!
  • Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust!Upload to Facebook
    Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust!
  • Basically everyone is:<br/>
Angry on Twitter,<br/>
Travelling on Facebook,<br/>
Joyful on SantaBanta,<br/>
Successful on LinkedIn,<br/>
Artistic on Instagram,<br/>
Jobless on WhatsApp,<br/>
And Single on Tinder!Upload to Facebook
    Basically everyone is:
    Angry on Twitter,
    Travelling on Facebook,
    Joyful on SantaBanta,
    Successful on LinkedIn,
    Artistic on Instagram,
    Jobless on WhatsApp,
    And Single on Tinder!
  • You spend most of your life inside your head... make it a nice place to be!Upload to Facebook
    You spend most of your life inside your head... make it a nice place to be!
  • Rich people are paid for the results of their work, but poor people are paid for their duration of work!Upload to Facebook
    Rich people are paid for the results of their work, but poor people are paid for their duration of work!
  • Aging gracefully is an art, aging disgracefully is an absolute blast!Upload to Facebook
    Aging gracefully is an art, aging disgracefully is an absolute blast!
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