Interesting SMS

  • Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people!Upload to Facebook
    Now is not the right time to surround yourself with positive people!
  • Probably the first time in the history of mankind:<br/><br/>

Divided we stand!<br/>

United we fail!<br/>

#Coronavirus #Covid_19Upload to Facebook
    Probably the first time in the history of mankind:

    Divided we stand!
    United we fail!
    #Coronavirus #Covid_19
  • Your grandparents were called to fight in world wars. You are being called to wash your hands and sit on the couch.<br/>
Don't mess this up!Upload to Facebook
    Your grandparents were called to fight in world wars. You are being called to wash your hands and sit on the couch.
    Don't mess this up!
  • One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that your presence and absence both mean something to someone!Upload to Facebook
    One of the best feelings in the world is knowing that your presence and absence both mean something to someone!
  • Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you that I have an amazingly beautiful soul.<br/>
Another might tell you I'm a cold hearted rude person.<br/>
Believe them both. I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly!Upload to Facebook
    Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you that I have an amazingly beautiful soul.
    Another might tell you I'm a cold hearted rude person.
    Believe them both. I don't treat people badly. I treat them accordingly!
  • The world does not need more sanitizer. What the world needs is more sanity!<br/>
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusUpload to Facebook
    The world does not need more sanitizer. What the world needs is more sanity!
    #Covid_19 #Coronavirus
  • Food for thought:<br/>
When Punjabi men can be Karnails and Jarnails... can't Punjabi women be...<br/><br/>

Kaur Commanders!Upload to Facebook
    Food for thought:
    When Punjabi men can be Karnails and Jarnails... can't Punjabi women be...

    Kaur Commanders!
  • An old patient tells the doctor to keep good looking nurses to attend him.<br/>
Doctor: You are quite old and still saying this?<br/>
Old Patient: No. That way my sons will come to see me often!Upload to Facebook
    An old patient tells the doctor to keep good looking nurses to attend him.
    Doctor: You are quite old and still saying this?
    Old Patient: No. That way my sons will come to see me often!
  • Religion is like a male nipple.<br/>
It has survived thousands of years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose!Upload to Facebook
    Religion is like a male nipple.
    It has survived thousands of years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose!
  • The probability of you being born was about 1 in 400 trillion.<br/>
If next time someone questions your life accomplishments!Upload to Facebook
    The probability of you being born was about 1 in 400 trillion.
    If next time someone questions your life accomplishments!
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