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  • The funny thing about getting older...<br/>
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better!Upload to Facebook
    The funny thing about getting older...
    Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people gets much better!
  • Failed your New Year resolutions already?<br/>
Don't worry, we got you an extension.<br/><br/>

Chinese New Year: January 25<br/>
Telugu & Kannada New Year: March 25<br/>
Tamil New Year: April 14<br/>
Parsi New Year: August 17<br/>
Gujarati New Year: November 16Upload to Facebook
    Failed your New Year resolutions already?
    Don't worry, we got you an extension.

    Chinese New Year: January 25
    Telugu & Kannada New Year: March 25
    Tamil New Year: April 14
    Parsi New Year: August 17
    Gujarati New Year: November 16
  • The biggest minority in India are Indians.<br/>
The rest are busy calling themselves Hindus or Muslims!Upload to Facebook
    The biggest minority in India are Indians.
    The rest are busy calling themselves Hindus or Muslims!
  • A third person never creates a problem between two people.
    But a problem between two people creates space for a third person!
  • You can miss it and still not want it back!Upload to Facebook
    You can miss it and still not want it back!
  • Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?Upload to Facebook
    Is there a support group for people who wake up on time but lay in the bed until it makes them late?
  • When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute.<br/>
I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date!Upload to Facebook
    When I see lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's cute.
    I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date!
  • Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum.<br/>
Then I take a good look around at people and think, `Maybe I am!`Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I am not in a mental asylum.
    Then I take a good look around at people and think, "Maybe I am!"
  • Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge!
  • Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears!Upload to Facebook
    Miracles start to happen when you give as much energy to your dreams as you do to your fears!
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