I realized that being bored is just getting tired of yourself! |
Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment! |
One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there's a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it! |
Cats meow to communicate with humans. Humans meow to communicate with cats. We share a mutual language that neither of us understand! |
Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species! |
Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left? Still, five left. Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing! |
What did I learn today? It isn't the truth that gets you in trouble, it's your lies! |
Did you notice capital B's are just pregnant P's? |
Have you ever realized that porn is just videos of people at their work! |
As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid! |