The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. |
Women do not believe that men believe what pornography says about women. But they do. From the worst to the best of them, they do. |
If i were asked for a one-line answer to, 'What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.' |
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances. |
You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all. |
Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-old; and lust eight-fold as compared to men. |
The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future. |
Woman is at once apple and serpent. |
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. |
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men? |