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  • The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.Upload to Facebook
    The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
    ~ Conan O`Brien
  • Women do not believe that men believe what pornography says about women. But they do. From the worst to the best of them, they do.
    ~ Andrea Dworkin
  • If i were asked for a one-line answer to, 'What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'
  • Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
    ~ Suze Orman
  • You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.Upload to Facebook
    You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.
    ~ Catherine Coulter, Tail Spin
  • Women have hunger two-fold, shyness four-fold, daring six-old; and lust eight-fold as compared to men.
    ~ Chanakya
  • The real problem with men - they can only think six inches into the future. The real problem with women - they have only half a foot in the present, and the other half in mind for the future.
    ~ Joan Fontaine
  • Woman is at once apple and serpent.Upload to Facebook
    Woman is at once apple and serpent.
    ~ Heinrich Heine
  • Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
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    Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle.
    ~ James Joyce, Ulysses
  • Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
    ~ Barbra Streisand
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