The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. |
You know, a cell phone's like a guy; if you don't plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all. |
Woman is at once apple and serpent. |
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. |
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them. |
The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman with beautiful legs. |
A man who uses a woman for his own sexual gratification, but belittles her into thinking she is no good in bed, is not a dominant personality, but a submissive one. |
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. |
Man and woman, love, what is it? A cork and a bottle. Ulysses |
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? |