A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. |
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. |
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. |
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious. |
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. |
Older women are the best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. |
When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. |
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. |
I don't like the typical good-looking guy. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I like guys with love handles. When he doesn't care 100 percent about his body, I don't have to obsess about mine. I hate a washboard stomach-does not turn me on. |
A woman has to be twice as good as a man to go half as far. |