Don't do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind but the neighbors ain't! |
Sex on television can't hurt you, unless you fall off. |
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. |
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. |
If three people having sex is a threesome, and two people having sex is a twosome, then I know why people call me handsome. |
The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. |
Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever. |
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. |
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. |
Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends. |