Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. |
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. |
Every man desires to live long, but no man desires to be old |
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. |
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. |
A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. |
Teenagers complain that there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it. |
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. |
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. |