Alcohol Quotes

  • Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
    ~ Herman Smith-Johannsen
  • Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
    ~ W. C. Fields
  • I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
    ~ Carl Sandburg
  • I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home.Upload to Facebook
    I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home.
    ~ W.C. Fields
  • Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
    ~ Homer Simpson
  • One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
    ~ Lady Astor
  • Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
    ~ Jean Kerr
  • First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.Upload to Facebook
    First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
    ~ Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
  • Head for the future, run from the past. Hide from the mirror and live in the glass. What dreams forget the whiskey remembers.Upload to Facebook
    Head for the future, run from the past. Hide from the mirror and live in the glass. What dreams forget the whiskey remembers.
    ~ Eric Church
  • A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.
    ~ Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
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