Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. |
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. |
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor. |
I never worry about being driven to drink. I just worry about being driven home. |
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. |
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. |
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. |
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. |
Head for the future, run from the past. Hide from the mirror and live in the glass. What dreams forget the whiskey remembers. |
A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. |