Bollywood SMS

  • It must be quite an awkward moment when Bobby Deol's wife calls him "Bobby Darling"!
  • Subrata Roy calls Sanjay Dutt asking, "Bhai, Yeh Parole ka Kya Jugaad hai?
  • Breaking News:
    Sanjay Dutt to develop a residential area in Mumbai after completing his sentence. It is prosped to be named as "Parole Bagh"!
  • Tony in jeans and a Michael Jackson T-shirt comes running to Ajit.
    "Boss, Boss, Plaan Gadbad Ho Gya. Aaj Kaam Nahin Hoga. Lily Ko Stomach-ache Hai."
    Ajit: Rascal. Lily Se Keh Do - Stomach Ek Ho Ya Do, Kaam Zaroor Ho Jana Chahiye!"
  • Dhoom 3 Cast:

    Aamir Khan = Exam Topper
    Katrina Kaif = Girls Quota
    Abhishek Bachchan = Reservation Quota
    Uday Chopra = Management Quota
  • Sanjay Dutt keeps getting parole... even the court believes that being with wife is a harsher punishment than being in jail!
  • No one is more hair-larious than Anil Kapoor in Bollywood!
  • 'Gunday' releases in theatres today.
    The premiere was in the Lok Sabha yesterday!
  • Similarities between Uday Chopra and Armaan Kohli:
    1. Sons of producers
    2. Can't act
    3. All brawn and no brain
    4. Douchebags
    5. Tanisha
  • Music director Bappi Lahiri joins BJP:
    Is it a fake news?
    These days it's becoming too difficult to figure out which is news and what's satire!
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