Bollywood SMS

  • Whenever you feel depressed in your life, just close your eyes and think about that director who has to say "nice shot" to Tusshar Kapoor!
  • If Alia Bhatt marries Vijay Mallya, she'd be called Alia Mallya!Upload to Facebook
    If Alia Bhatt marries Vijay Mallya, she'd be called Alia Mallya!
  • Arvind Kejriwal took the film 'Nayak' very seriously;
    Manmohan Singh took the film 'Pushpak' very seriously;
    Now, Diggy has taken the film "Cheeni Kum" very seriously!
  • Sameera went to a parlour;
    Sameera did her hair;
    Sameera did her makeup;
    Sameera Reddy!
  • Q:What were Gabbar Singh's favourite biscuits?
    A: OREO

    Remember in the entire movie 'Sholay', he kept shouting... "OREO Sambha"!
  • Kangana hit the ball;
    Kangana went for a single;
    Kangana did not reach the crease;
    Kangana Ranaut!
  • Dear Kellogs,
    Please cast Sonakshi Sinha or Huma Qureshi or Vidya Balan in your "Kellogs Challenge ad" and show us the results.
    Casting Deepika Padukone is really a joke.
    Sincerely,
    Women
  • If the Bollywood movie "Pati, Patni Aur Woh" is made again, it's title should be
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    "Pati, Patni Aur Whatsapp"!
  • RIP<br/>
Khushwant Singh<br/>
Great Indian Novelist<br/>
(February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)Upload to Facebook
    RIP
    Khushwant Singh
    Great Indian Novelist
    (February 02, 1915 - March 20, 2014)
  • Aggar John Abraham Ki Shaadi Ke Baad Uske Judwa Bachche Hue To John Abraham Un Dono Bachcho Ka Naam Kya Rakhega? .
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    Socho?
    Easy Hai Re.
    Johnson & Johnson!
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