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Maria Sharapova: I have no idea who Sachin Tendulkar is!
Alia Bhatt: Don't tell me. Even I know who Sachin Tendulkar is. He is India's MP! -
![Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.<br/>
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town!]()
Upload to Facebook Wife: Honey, let's go to watch Ek Villain today.
Husband: But you said your mom isn't in town! -
Scientists have come up with a new unit to measure intelligence. It's called Bhatt.
Maximum is Arya Bhatt and minimum is Alia Bhatt! -
Preity Zinta launching a tea brand
"PREE-TEA"
which will fiercely compete with
"NESS-CAFE"
Take your pick - Tea or Coffee! -
Varun Dhawan updated his FB after watching the opening World Cup match status:
Wow... 3 BRA - 1 CR.
Alia Bhatt commented
"OMG! Soo expensive..." -
Alia: Is this Mumbai Metro a train or a hospital?
Friend: Huh???
Alia: They are saying "Mumbai metro to start OPERATIONS from tomorrow"! -
![Dear TV Channels,<br />
Now that the elections are over, can you please tell me when Ranbir and Katrina are getting married?<br />
Thanks!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear TV Channels,
Now that the elections are over, can you please tell me when Ranbir and Katrina are getting married?
Thanks! -
With record breaking votes, Modi is successful in securing second position in the minds of the Indian youth.
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The first position is still with Sunny Leone! -
![Box Office Report:<br />
`The Xpose` featuring Himesh Reshammiya performs better than Congress!]()
Upload to Facebook Box Office Report:
"The Xpose" featuring Himesh Reshammiya performs better than Congress! -
Warning:
If you ever receive an email or message saying "You have won two free tickets to a Himesh Reshammiya's movie Xpose", DO NOT OPEN.
It ACTUALLY contains two free tickets!
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