Bollywood SMS

  • Bank Official: We'ready to give you personal loan without interest.
    Alia Bhatt: If you simply have no interest, I don't need your bloody loan!
  • India Box Office Collections:
    Dhoom 3 - 260 Crore
    Krrish 3 - 245 Crore
    Chennai Express - 208 Crore
    Kick - 183 Crore
    Suzzane's Kick - 400 Crore
  • Suzanna - Hrithik Divorce:
    Women can even leave a person with Greek God's looks for Money!
  • God forbid - If Sania were to divorce Shoaib in Suzanne Style, the whole Pakistani Economy would possible collapse!
  • Then:
    Sabeer Bhatia: Hotmail parted for 400 Crore!
    Now:
    Susanne Khan: Hotmale parted for 400 Crore!
  • While filing the IT Return, Alia to her CA: Can I claim 80% of my Cafe Coffee Day expenditures under section 80CCD?
    CA is contemplating surrendering his certificate!
  • Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
    Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
    Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.
    Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me!
  • Everyday Sunny Leone creates History...
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    Then we have to go to 'Settings' and clear that History!
  • Hey Celina Jaitley,
    Nice budget by your dad. Convey my thanks.
    Regards
    Aia Bhatt
  • RIP<br />
Zohra Sehgal<br />
Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer<br />
(April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)Upload to Facebook
    RIP
    Zohra Sehgal
    Veteran Bollywood actress / choreographer
    (April 27, 1912 - July 10 , 2014)
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