Bollywood SMS

  • With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!  Upload to Facebook
    With the amount of weed being consumed Bollywood can be named as Bollyweed!
  • Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain.<br/>
Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega!Upload to Facebook
    Mona Darling, Chalo News Dekhte Hain.
    Arnab Rhea Ko Jeene Nahi Dega Aur Rajdeep Rhea Ko Maarne Nahi Dega!
  • Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.<br/>
Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!<br/>
Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!Upload to Facebook
    Gabbar: Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahate Waqt Dekha.
    Viru: Kutte Kamine... Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga!
    Gabbar: Relax Bevde... Main Naha Raha Tha. Basanti Ja Rahi Thi. Jab Dekho Tab Khoon Pee Jaunga. What nonsense!
  • Bollywood coming in support of Rhea with the campaign of #JusticeForRhea is actually - #BehenPlsMeraNaamMatLenaUpload to Facebook
    Bollywood coming in support of Rhea with the campaign of #JusticeForRhea is actually - #BehenPlsMeraNaamMatLena
  • UPSC, SSC, IBPS, etc.<br/>
Should update their syllabus and add new chapters like...<br/>
Justice for Sushant, Rhea and drugs, Kangana - the drama queen!<br/>
Mera Bharat Hadd Se Zyada Mahaan!Upload to Facebook
    UPSC, SSC, IBPS, etc.
    Should update their syllabus and add new chapters like...
    Justice for Sushant, Rhea and drugs, Kangana - the drama queen!
    Mera Bharat Hadd Se Zyada Mahaan!
  • Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for<br/>
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Pregnancy!Upload to Facebook
    Kareena Kapoor Khan has been tested positive for
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    Pregnancy!
  • The first result of Lockdown is out:<br/>
Kareena Kapoor is pregnant!Upload to Facebook
    The first result of Lockdown is out:
    Kareena Kapoor is pregnant!
  • Jaya Bachchan is negative but if Rekha tests positive it will be Silsila Part 2!<br/>
Just a thought!Upload to Facebook
    Jaya Bachchan is negative but if Rekha tests positive it will be Silsila Part 2!
    Just a thought!
  • Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.<br/>
They call it Lokhandwala Complex!Upload to Facebook
    Psychologists have finally come up with a name for the condition when someone acts like a bigger celebrity than they actually are.
    They call it Lokhandwala Complex!
  • Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.<br/>
Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!Upload to Facebook
    Sanjay Dutt: I might have to go to jail again.
    Sanjay's wife: Dutt Tere Ki!
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