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  • Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Saaho Film Ne YouTube Ke Trailer Se Itne Paise Kama Liye, Kuchh Filmein Poore Lifetime Mein Kamati Hai!
  • At 18: Apna Time Aayega<br/>
At 25: Apna Time Aayega<br/>
At 35: Apna Time Aayega<br/>
At 45: Apna Time Aayega<br/><br/>

(One day)<br/>
Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    At 18: Apna Time Aayega
    At 25: Apna Time Aayega
    At 35: Apna Time Aayega
    At 45: Apna Time Aayega

    (One day)
    Doctor: Rishtedaron Ko Bula Lo... Inka Time Aa Geya Hai!
  • Cinemas would probably make better profit if they sold food and drink for regular prices!
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    Cinemas would probably make better profit if they sold food and drink for regular prices!
  • A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.<br/>
Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?Upload to Facebook
    A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.
    Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?
  • Pehle 3 Idiots<br/>
Phir 2 States<br/>
Phir Ra.One<br/>
Phir Half Girlfriend<br/>
Aur Ab ZeroUpload to Facebook
    Pehle 3 Idiots
    Phir 2 States
    Phir Ra.One
    Phir Half Girlfriend
    Aur Ab Zero
  • Anushka or Viraat?<br/>
Deepika or Ranveer?<br/>
Priyanka or Nick? <br/>
You know who is originally the happiest person?<br/><br/>

It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!Upload to Facebook
    Anushka or Viraat?
    Deepika or Ranveer?
    Priyanka or Nick?
    You know who is originally the happiest person?

    It's Mr. SABYASACHI MUKHERJEE (the designer) who, by now, I think must be planning a trip to the Galaxy with all the money he made from these three marriages!
  • The law and order of our city is pretty bad.<br/>
I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car. <br/>
Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!Upload to Facebook
    The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
    I had kept 2 tickets of Thugs of Hindostan movie in my car.
    Some idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
  • Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.<br/>

1. Value of time and money.<br/>

2. Importance of a painkiller.<br/>

3. How Intermissions are a blessing.<br/>

4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.<br/>

5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.<br/>

~ Enjoy the MovieUpload to Facebook
    Please watch Thugs o fHindostan... it will teach you a lot of things.
    1. Value of time and money.
    2. Importance of a painkiller.
    3. How Intermissions are a blessing.
    4. Katrina Kaif is not attractive when she dances like Salman Khan.
    5. You can't trust anyone, not even Aamir Khan.
    ~ Enjoy the Movie
  • Ranveer orders a Lehenga.<br/>
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!<br/>
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.Upload to Facebook
    Ranveer orders a Lehenga.
    Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
    Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
  • News:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.<br/>
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!Upload to Facebook
    News:
    Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
    Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
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