Bollywood SMS

  • We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!Upload to Facebook
    We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium!
  • Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?Upload to Facebook
    Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai?
  • Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.<br/>
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!Upload to Facebook
    Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.
    Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
  • Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!Upload to Facebook
    Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages!
  • What is Karma?<br/>
Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.<br/>
This is return of Karma!Upload to Facebook
    What is Karma?
    Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous.
    This is return of Karma!
  • The law and order of our city is pretty bad.<br/>
I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car. <br/>
Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!Upload to Facebook
    The law and order of our city is pretty bad.
    I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car.
    Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more!
  • Agar Arbaaz Khan Ka Case Salman Khan Ka Lawyer Ladhe Toh Betting Toh Kya Woh Yeh Prove Kar Dega Ki IPL Ke Matches Hi Nahi Hue The!Upload to Facebook
    Agar Arbaaz Khan Ka Case Salman Khan Ka Lawyer Ladhe Toh Betting Toh Kya Woh Yeh Prove Kar Dega Ki IPL Ke Matches Hi Nahi Hue The!
  • When October is released in April, you lose faith in Gregorian calendar.<br/>
#OctobermovieUpload to Facebook
    When October is released in April, you lose faith in Gregorian calendar.
    #Octobermovie
  • Ek Tha Tiger - 2012<br/>

Tiger Zinda Hai - 2017<br/>

Tiger Jail Mein Hai - 2018!Upload to Facebook
    Ek Tha Tiger - 2012
    Tiger Zinda Hai - 2017
    Tiger Jail Mein Hai - 2018!
  • 'Padmaavat' is the biggest suspense movie ever.<br/>
You never know until the end of the movie who will die - Khilji, Ratan Singh, Padmavati or the audience or the theatre owner!Upload to Facebook
    'Padmaavat' is the biggest suspense movie ever.
    You never know until the end of the movie who will die - Khilji, Ratan Singh, Padmavati or the audience or the theatre owner!
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