We used to think the attraction between the sexes was all about hormones. Then this guy Anup Jalota came and changed it to Harmonium! |
Kya Aapko Pata Hai Anup Jalota Ki Khushiyan Dekh Kar Pankaj Udaas Hai? |
Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga. Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in! |
Anup Jalota is a living example that if you believe in God and perform regular Bhajan and Kirtan, you can still get a girlfriend after 3 failed marriages! |
What is Karma? Raj Kapoor made Nargis famous and now Nargis's son, Sanjay Dutt made Raj Kapoor's grandson Ranbir Kapoor famous. This is return of Karma! |
The law and order of our city is pretty bad. I had kept 2 tickets of Race 3 movie in my car. Some Idiot broke the window glass and left 2 more! |
Agar Arbaaz Khan Ka Case Salman Khan Ka Lawyer Ladhe Toh Betting Toh Kya Woh Yeh Prove Kar Dega Ki IPL Ke Matches Hi Nahi Hue The! |
When October is released in April, you lose faith in Gregorian calendar. #Octobermovie |
Ek Tha Tiger - 2012 Tiger Zinda Hai - 2017 Tiger Jail Mein Hai - 2018! |
'Padmaavat' is the biggest suspense movie ever. You never know until the end of the movie who will die - Khilji, Ratan Singh, Padmavati or the audience or the theatre owner! |