Bollywood SMS

  • I would like to offer to go to jail instead of Vindoo Dara Singh so he can complete all his film assignments...
    Oh....oh sorry. Never mind!
    Rakhi Sawant
  • Mahesh Bhatt supports Vindoo Dara Singh. Now it's certain that Vindoo is guilty. Mahesh Bhatt's credibility is so unquestionable!
  • Mukesh Ambani's son will look like Hrithik Roshan after 10 years.
    That's what we learnt from "Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham"!
  • Ranbir Kapoor seems to be jinxed for brand advertising. All the three teams from his Pepsi ad are out of IPL 6!
  • A towel made Ranbir Kapoor's career and destroyed Sreesanth's!
  • Sanjay Dutt wanted to express his feelings on Twitter before surrendering but abstained because the sentence is too long!
  • Breaking News:
    "Ajeeb Dastaan Hai Yeh" from the movie "Bombay Talkies" is one of the chapter from the autobiography of Karan Johar.
  • Santa: How was that Sajid Khan movie that you saw with your friends today?
    Jeeto: It had a happy ending. Everyone was glad it was over!
  • Problem with our country...
    National flower exploited by BJP;
    National animal is dying;
    And the National fruit is seducing Katrina!
  • Santa went with his family to watch Himmatwala?
    Jeeto: Why do you keep applauding such a lousy movie?
    Santa: To stay awake!
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