| Banta: In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. Santa: Lucky Anil Kapoor! |
| This was Manyata's (Sanjay Dutt wife) 3rd marriage. And all her husbands are in Jail. Now we request her to marry some corrupt political leader. ~ Tweet |
| Sanjay Dutt conviction: Sanjay Dutt should actually only serve 39 months in jail considering the fact he already spent 3 months on the sets of 'Zila Ghaziabad'! |
| Sanjay Dutt conviction: Now that a star campaigner in Sanjay Dutt won't be available for Cong, they will have to bank on Mahesh Bhatt types! |
| After seeing Katrina eating mango in the 'Slice' advertisement, I wonder how she eats Banana! |
| When I first heard about Vijeder Singh being linked to 130kg heroine, I thought it was Sonakshi Sinha. I realised later, it was heroin and and heroine! |
| When Steve Jobs died, news channels ran snippets on his life all day; When Shammi Kapoor died, we were bombarded with clips from his old movies; When Jagjit Singh died, we could hear nothing but his old ghazals; Let's pray for Sunny Leone's long life lest... |
| SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore. When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's . .. "Kaafi with Karan"! |
| Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'? . .. ... King George - he is on both side of the coin! |
| Ang Lee casts Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi & Abhishek Bachchan in his sequel and names it, . .. ... "Life of Rai"! |