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Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. "Any last requests?" asked the jailer.
"Yes", replied one of the prisoners. "I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Reshammiya."
And the second prisoner said, "Please kill me first." -
![Love is that state of mind in when a Karan Johar movie becomes bearable.]()
Upload to Facebook Love is that state of mind in when a Karan Johar movie becomes bearable. -
Sunny Leone has had one of the most successful career transformation.
From:
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Some upcoming movie called 'Aakash Vani' has a tagline "Love gets a second chance". But the guy who made this movie probably won't. -
Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola:
It's simply strange as to how Imran Khan is trying to gain credibility as an actor by hiding his face behind a beard. -
There should be a prequel of Chennai Express - about how SRK managed to book his ticket on ICRTC site. It shall be a great drama and tragedy. -
If Anil Kapoor had a football team, it would be called "ManChestHair United"! -
If Arjun Rampal had starred in "Chennai Express", it would have been called "Chennai Doesn't Express". -
Lesson in Marketing:
It takes one Aishwarya to sell a Diamond
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I Love you, Himesh Reshamiya!
Forward this to 10 people and you'll get 1 ticket of his new film.
If you ignore, you'll get 10 tickets.
If you delete, you'll get 20 tickets and an evening to spend with him.
Sorry, couldn't take the risk!
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