Bollywood SMS

  • Banta: Farah Khan Tweeted that the term "shirin-farhad" uncannily resembles the couple...SHIRISH-FARAH!
    Santa: Didn't she notice "the gender change"?
  • Sunny Leone's lingerie auction comes with a catch. With every bra/panty of Sunny, you will have to buy a 'Kachha' (underwear) of Mahesh Bhatt.
  • Sajid Khan is so fat that when he fell in love, he broke it.
  • Bollywood Celebrities romanticizing rains today will tweet about being stuck in traffic tomorrow.
  • IIFA awards are like return gifts at an 8 year old's birthday party. Everyone who attendsit, gets one.
  • After "Koffee with Karan", one Marathi channel has suggested "Soha Ali Khan" to host a show called "Poha with Soha"!
  • Ra.One must have been made in China bcoz it had Iski Li, Uski Li and Sabki Li in it. Naturally it had to be fake and thus a flop.
  • Film `Dukhi Mann Mere` shall be screened on the following days:<br />
Moanday<br />
Tearsday<br />
Wasteday<br />
Thirstday<br />
Frightday<br />
Shatterday<br />
SaddayUpload to Facebook
    Film "Dukhi Mann Mere" shall be screened on the following days:
    Moanday
    Tearsday
    Wasteday
    Thirstday
    Frightday
    Shatterday
    Sadday
  • Sunny Leone's lingerie to be auctioned. They could call it "The Leonegerie Auction".
  • Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya!<br />
Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife!Upload to Facebook
    Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya!
    Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife!
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