| Doctor to Aishwarya's baby: Dr: Who is ur grandpa? Aaradhya: Big B. Dr: Who is ur Mom? Aaradhya: Miss World. Dr: Who is ur father? Aaradhya: No idea, Sir jee! |
| Kings XI defeat RCB at Bangalore. Preity Zinta rocks if it's Wed-Ness-day! |
| Sincerely hope Preity Zinta's team KXIP wins the IPL else there's always a chance she might start acting again. |
| Rajesh Khanna: Pushpa, I hate tears. These fans will dry them up for you ! |
| Why did Rajesh Khanna cross the road? The (Havell's) fans were on the other side. |
| For the first time in the history of Indian Cinema, an actor (Rajesh Khanna) is selling his (Havell) fans. |
| The Rajesh Khanna ad makes me feel pity more than anything. Poor chap hasn't aged well. Someone please give him an AC instead of those fans! Tweet |
| Rajesh Khanna is now modelling for Havells. So he has made a career switch? |
| If Rakhi Sawant doesn't score a Rajya Sabha nomination in a year or so, I will lose all hope in democracy. Tweet |
| What Amitabh Bachchan couldn't do, Congress has done. Finally, Rekha and Jaya Bachchan in the same house. |