Bollywood SMS

  • Army chief offered Rs. 14-Crore bribe? Now J P Dutta will make a sequel of 'Border' and name it 'Barter'.
  • A National award for Vidya Balan doesn't imply that one should watch the dirty picture all the time(in the assembly).
  • Indian Financial Budget 2012-13:
    Gold to cost more. S&P raises Bappi Lahiri's credit rating to AAA+
  • Vidya Balan acted so naturally in 'The Dirty Picture' that she got pregnant in 'Kahaani'.
  • Saif Ali Khan walks into a bar. And then he makes it large. The result is for everyone to see.
  • Why did Saif Ali Khan punch the NRI businessman?
    He forgot the Amul Macho underwear punchline so he used a punch instead.
  • Breaking news: Saif Ali Khan to be demoted from Nawab of Pataudi to Sir-Punch (Sarpanch) of Pataudi.
  • From now on, he`ll be known as Unsaif Ali Khan.
  • If you ever want to commit suicide, jump from Saif Ali Khan`s Ego Level to Kareena Kapoor`s IQ Level.
  • Saif Ali Khan: Have I punched it large?
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