| What is common between all 3 Royal Stag brand ambassadors: Harbhajan Singh, Saif Ali Khan & Shah Rukh Khan - all of them are slapgate heroes. |
| Why did Saif punch the NRI businessman? The extra Wasabi made him hear Teryaki as Teri Maaki. |
| Saif says his eye was swollen after the brawl. Actually, everyone noticed a swollen head. |
| Why did Saif punch the NRI businessman? Wasabi hit him and he wanted to reciprocate. |
| Sirish Kunder wasn't impressed with Ra.One, so a special screening of Kha.One was held by SRK. |
| Breaking News: Farah Khan & Sirish Kunder invited for Dinner at Salman Khan's place. |
| Contestant # 1 for Bigg Boss 6: Sirish Kunder |
| Whatever SRK touches becomes Gold. He makes someone named Sirish Kunder popular over-nite with just one slap. |
| Both Shah Rukh Khan and Sirish Kunder's favourite song now is: Cheek-ni Chameli! |
| Sirish Kunder becomes the Srisanth of Bollywood. |