Bollywood SMS

  • It began with Ra.One, now Re.1 crashing!
  • What do we learn from movies like Om Shanti Om and Ra-One?
    It always takes 2 Shahrukh Khan to kill one Arjun Rampal.
  • Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years?
    Bcoz he has learnt that a happy wife needs a lot of money.
  • Why is Aamir doing more than 1 film every year instead of 1 every few years?
    Bcoz he wants to live up to his name.
  • Breaking News:
    Shahrukh is not happy with 1st day collections of `Ra.One`. To pull in more crowds from today, he has decided to rename it `Bra.One`. Now in 38D.
  • Three generations of Bachchans - BigB, WannaB, and now BayB.
  • Amitabh will have to rename his film to 'Buddah Hoga Terra Dada'.
  • How did Ash become pregnant? Abhishek has 'No Idea'.
  • Aishwarya is pregnant. At last, Abhishek Bachchan has a hit!
  • PJ of the century.
    Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
    Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
    Ans: It's Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G.
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