| What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda? Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly. |
| What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size? Adnan Semi. |
| What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up? Get up, else Salman will come. |
| Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office. Rakhi: I want to get my body insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property. |
| Why did Kareena break-up with Shahid? Bcoz she wanted a new surname after marriage. Not Kapoor again. |
| In case there is a break off between Saif and Kareena, Saif will have his tattoo changed to guess what? A: KAMEENA |
| After finishing MBBS, Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his first patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally what did he say? 'The battery is OK'. |
| Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married. Banta: Who is the lucky man? Santa: I am. She rejected me. |
| Who unwittingly portrayed as the 1st gay in Bollywood? Manoj Kumar - He sang the song: 'Bas yehi apradh main har baar karta hu, Aadmi hu aadmi se pyar karta hu!', in the movie Pehchan. |
| Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999 shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this odd combination? Salman Khan is coming |