He knows when you're awake. He knows what you look like. He knows what you've been doing all year round. Sounds like Santa Claus has Facebook! Merry Christmas! |
What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes? Ghanta Claus Merry Christmas! |
Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas. Banta: And what is it? Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas! Merry Christmas! |
It's been 4 days since the world ended. However, I have been having so much fun. Eating good food, drinking choicest whiskies and everything good in life. I think I have come to Heaven since I also have all my friends and family with me. I hope it is the same for you. Merry Christmas! |
Dear friend, Please eat, drink and make merry responsibly. It's Jesus Christ's birthday and not yours. Merry Christmas! |
Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever... Sincerely |
Please Note: Christmas is cancelled. Apparently, you told Santa that you have been GOOD this year... As a result, he died laughing! Anyways, have a Merry Christmas without the presents! |
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace; The gladness of Christmas give you hope; And the warmth of Christmas grant you love. Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas! |
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end: The splendour of Christ's humble birth; And the love of friend for friend! Merry Xmas! |
Stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Claus 4. You look like Santa Claus Merry Christmas! |