Faith makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all things beautiful, May you have all the three for this Christmas! Merry Christmas! |
May the Christmas brings: Joy in your heart; Smiles at your doorstep; And love and togetherness of friends and family in your home! Merry Christmas! |
Christmas Bells: I heard the bells on Christmas Day Their old, familiar carols play, and wild and sweet The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men! ~ Henry Wadswork Longfellow Merry Xmas! |
Why Santa Claus is always a man? Because no women will wear the same dress year after year. Merry Christmas! |
Blonde to her friend, "They say - get your Christmas shopping done early to avoid the rush but this year I did mine a whole 12 months early to avoid the rush and the shops were as busy as ever." Merry Xmas! |
What did Adam say on 24 December? It's Christmas, Eve! Merry Christmas! |
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box! Merry Christmas! |
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? Because you do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. Merry Xmas! |
What will you call a Santa Claus who doesn't fulfill your wishes? Ghanta Claus Merry Christmas! |
Santa: I've finally found the true meaning of Xmas. Banta: And what is it? Santa: It's for people who can't spell Christmas! Merry Christmas! |