We're all human. I don't think you should beat yourself up if you make a mistake or if you eat a potato chip. |
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. |
Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. |
I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. |
I'm very girly. I love to talk about diets, exercise, kids, make-up. |
I don't go long without eating. I never starve myself: I grab a healthy snack. |
When I feel stressed, I turn to food for comfort, but I don't like to diet and I'm not good at it. |
The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. |
If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. |
The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. |