| And when you love someone you don't always see them realistically. |
| A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. |
| On the whole, love comes with the speed of light; separation, with that of sound. |
| When first we met we did not guess that love would prove so hard a master. |
| Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more. |
| Love is a rose but you better not pick it. It only grows when it's on the vine. |
| If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband's murder. |
| A simile committing suicide is always a depressing spectacle. |
| A simile is like a pair of eyeglasses, one side sees this, one side sees that, the device brings them together. |
| A simile is just a metaphor with the scaffolding still up. |
