| Rates for this festival season: Laddu: Rs.400/kg Jalebi: Rs.600/kg Kaju Barfi: Rs.800/kg Chocolate: Rs.1,000/kg Weight Loss: Rs.10,000/kg So Enjoy Responsibly! |
| I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or... . . . . . . telling my wife that she has put on some weight! |
| I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it! |
| Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French. Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish. Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife. The outcome, will discuss some other day! |
| The next time some Aunty at a wedding asks you, "Beta, Aap Kab Shadi Kar Rahe Ho?" Just say, "Last Year Ho Gayi Aunty, Mom Ne Aapko Bulaya Nahi?" |
| According to a recent research, the sound 'OM' can activate many parts of our brain, but the sound... "Sunte Ho" can activate the whole body, mind and soul instantly! |
| Agar Kisi Ne Apna Jio Number Port Karwane Ki Request Bheji Toh Browsing History Ghar Pe Courier Karwa Dunga! ~ Mukesh Ambani #HoaxNews |
| Scientists and their Theories: 1. Einstein: Relativity Theory 2. Darwin: Evolution Theory 3. Max Planck: Quantum Theory 4. Modi: Radar Cloud Theory 5. Nirmala: Ola Uber Theory 6. RS Prasad: Box Office Theory Which is your favourite theory? |
| Ultimate Rejection: Boy: I love you. Girl: Good! Even, I love someone. For that matter, everybody, loves someone! |
| Health in a nutshell: If you are hungry, horny and happy, you are healthy! |
