| You don't know real stress until you have a Panipuri in your mouth, a Panipuri in your hand, a Panipuri in your bowl and the Panipuri Wala is standing in front of you with another ready Panipuri! |
| What goes around, comes around is not always Karma, sometimes it is Garba! |
| Friend: Birds are such jerks, I fed them nicely yet they shit on me and flew away. Me: Have you ever heard about dating? |
| What's a fruit's favorite pick up line? This may sound bananas, but I find you appealing! |
| A boy in my class asked a girl out and got a girlfriend. I asked a girl out in my class and I got fired from my teaching job! |
| I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'let's make this interesting'. So we stopped playing chess! |
| Dating someone for more than 3 Years without any sign of marriage is no longer a relationship, it's a course. You are studying Relationship Management and Analysis! |
| Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case! |
| When you offer to "spot" a guy at the gym, he's grateful but when I offer to "spot" a guy at the urinal, he freaks out. Why? |
| I should have been sad when my torch batteries died, but I was delighted! |
