Humour Quotes

  • Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up.
    ~ G. K. Chesterton
  • My general approach is that you mustn't generalize.
    ~ Harriet Harman
  • Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
    ~ Lord Chesterfield
  • Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.Upload to Facebook
    Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.
    ~ Charles Baudelaire
  • Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
    ~ Anthony Burgess
  • In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air.
    ~ Jonathan Raban
  • Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel the steadiness of your resentment.Upload to Facebook
    Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner, but at the same time let them feel the steadiness of your resentment.
    ~ Lord Chesterfield
  • Now here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!
    ~ Lewis Carroll
  • Analyzing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies.
    ~ E. B. White
  • A person without a sense of humour is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road.
    ~ Henry Ward Beecher
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