Humour Quotes

  • It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.Upload to Facebook
    It's always darkest before the dawn. If stealing your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time for it.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
    ~ Wernher Von Braun
  • Moderation is the last refuge for the unimaginative.
    ~ Oscar Wilde
  • It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.
    ~ Mick Jagger
  • Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
    ~ Stephen Leacock, Literary Lapses, 1910
  • If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.
    ~ Betty Reese
  • Playing it safe will always end in disaster.
    ~ Bansky
  • Most idiots don't lose their privacy, they give it away.
    ~ Chrissie Hynde
  • First things first; second things never.
    ~ Shirley Conran
  • To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle.
    ~ George Orwell
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