Humour Quotes

  • Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.Upload to Facebook
    Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
    ~ George Carlin
  • A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
    ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower
  • Nobody on their deathbed has ever said "I wish I had spent more time at the office."
    ~ Paul Tsongas
  • The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
    ~ George Orwell
  • No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
    ~ Benjamin Disraeli
  • Two mice are eating a movie film roll at a cinema when one says to the other: this movie is good, but the look was better!
    ~ Anonymous
  • I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:<br />

#Sin<br />

#Tan<br />

#Cos I love them!<br />Upload to Facebook
    I use Trigonometry a lot during beach vacations:
    #Sin
    #Tan
    #Cos I love them!
    ~ JD Ghai
  • Find what you love and let it kill you.
    ~ Charles Bukowski
  • Parking is such sweet sorrow.
    ~ Herb Caen
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