I know several jokes in sign language. I guarantee nobody has ever heard them! |
Instead of throwing a bouquet at her single friends, shouldn't a bride be throwing a dog so that those single losers can have some companionship? |
Fact: Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position! |
Can we start the weekend over again? I wasn't ready! |
Two truths in life: Everybody is weird, and everybody is trying to hide it! |
If the ocean was crystal clear, people with the fear of heights would never board a ship! |
Last Navratri - Pari Hun Main This Navratri - Ghar.hi Hun Main 'Mujhe Na Chhoona' remains constant! |
Parents notice your fake friends before you do! |
Self-help and improvement is so passe. This year is about survival, functional alcoholism, and finding new vices! |
Gambling is only considered an addiction if you are bad at it! |