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  • I know several jokes in sign language.<br/>
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them!Upload to Facebook
    I know several jokes in sign language.
    I guarantee nobody has ever heard them!
  • Instead of throwing a bouquet at her single friends, shouldn't a bride be throwing a dog so that those single losers can have some companionship?Upload to Facebook
    Instead of throwing a bouquet at her single friends, shouldn't a bride be throwing a dog so that those single losers can have some companionship?
  • Fact:<br/>

Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position!Upload to Facebook
    Fact:
    Arms are really inconvenient when trying to find a comfy sleeping position!
  • Can we start the weekend over again? <br/>
I wasn't ready!Upload to Facebook
    Can we start the weekend over again?
    I wasn't ready!
  • Two truths in life: Everybody is weird, and everybody is trying to hide it!Upload to Facebook
    Two truths in life: Everybody is weird, and everybody is trying to hide it!
  • If the ocean was crystal clear, people with the fear of heights would never board a ship!Upload to Facebook
    If the ocean was crystal clear, people with the fear of heights would never board a ship!
  • Last Navratri - Pari Hun Main<br/>
This Navratri - Ghar.hi Hun Main<br/>
'Mujhe Na Chhoona' remains constant!Upload to Facebook
    Last Navratri - Pari Hun Main
    This Navratri - Ghar.hi Hun Main
    'Mujhe Na Chhoona' remains constant!
  • Parents notice your fake friends before you do!Upload to Facebook
    Parents notice your fake friends before you do!
  • Self-help and improvement is so passe.<br/>
This year is about survival, functional alcoholism, and finding new vices!Upload to Facebook
    Self-help and improvement is so passe.
    This year is about survival, functional alcoholism, and finding new vices!
  • Gambling is only considered an addiction if you are bad at it!Upload to Facebook
    Gambling is only considered an addiction if you are bad at it!
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