I love rumours, I always find out amazing things about myself I didn't know! |
AIRGASM: The pleasurable feeling of air on your face after you remove the mask! |
Party Karke Late Night Ghar Aana Aur Mummy Ka Pyaar Se Gate Kholna Aur Kuch Na Kehna is still a dream for many people! |
I was fired from my job when I asked a customer if they wanted 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'. Apparently the correct terms are 'cremation' or 'burial'! |
Har Dukh Ka Ilaaj Russian Hi Hai! #Vaccine |
Once you turn 25 years and above there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force! |
Please wash your hands regularly: Don't worry about your brain... we have already done that for you. Sincerely, your favourite News Channel |
It's sad that people are more surprised by random kindness than nastiness! |
When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom! |
When you were a kid, you thought only kids misbehave. When you grow up, you realize adults are worse than kids! |