Millennial edition of Monopoly would consist of walking around the board paying rent and never being able to buy anything! |
Humans have had the ability to communicate for at least 50,000 years and some of us still can't even talk to girls! |
A setback is a setup for a comeback! |
It's said that each day is a gift. Then I'd like to return the first seven months of 2020 and claim a full refund. I'm so done with it! |
The goal of wearing masks is to not have to wear masks! |
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toe tips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tip finger! |
Can't believe we stayed up and screamed 'Happy New Year' for this mess! |
You really don't understand how dumb most adults are until you become one! |
Passport (n): The most useless thing in 2020! |
You know that you're antisocial when you get annoyed at your phone ringing before you know who it is! |