It's funny how the world economy is about to collapse just because people are buying only what they really need! |
2019 - Apna Time Aayega 2020 - Time Hi Time |
2019: I wish I could spend more time at home. 2020: I wish I could get out of the house and go to work! |
We've done more for the environment by doing absolutely nothing than we have in years! |
This phase of life would be remembered as 'Survival of the Laziest'! |
How to speak British: Water - Wotah Night - Noit Liar - Layah What - Woat Tuesday - Chsdei Harry Potter - Herwi Potah Now you are six words close to your British accent! |
Pollution is so less nowadays and the sky is so clear that I can read the data I stored on Cloud! |
Until further notice, the days of the week are now called, thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday! |
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house, told my dog... we laughed a lot! |
Respected Sir, As we are all suffering from leave, please grant us two days work! |