| Heaven on earth is a choice you must make, not a place you must find. |
| Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. |
| Luxury n lies have huge maintenance cost but truth n simplicity are self maintained without any cost. |
| Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It's good to be silly at the right moment. |
| The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege. |
| Happiness makes you smile; sorrow can crush you. |
| Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. |
| The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. |
| Who speaks the truth stabs Falsehood to the heart. |
| There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. |