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![Son: You know, cockroaches can live for 9 days without their heads before they starve to death.</br>
Wife, looking at me: That's nothing, some people I know have been living without a brain for more than 30 years!]()
Upload to Facebook Son: You know, cockroaches can live for 9 days without their heads before they starve to death. Wife, looking at me: That's nothing, some people I know have been living without a brain for more than 30 years! -
![My wife told me that she has a throat infection and the doctor advised her to take a voice rest for a couple of days.</br>
That doctor is my favorite person now!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that she has a throat infection and the doctor advised her to take a voice rest for a couple of days. That doctor is my favorite person now! -
![The wife called the husband as he was having a drink at the bar.</br>
Wife: I've cooked dinner, and if you're not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog.
Husband: Don't punish the dog for my mistake!]()
Upload to Facebook The wife called the husband as he was having a drink at the bar. Wife: I've cooked dinner, and if you're not home within 20 minutes I'm going to feed it to the dog. Husband: Don't punish the dog for my mistake! -
![A man may be a fool and never realize it. Unless, of course, he is married!]()
Upload to Facebook A man may be a fool and never realize it. Unless, of course, he is married! -
![`This month your wife will speak less.`</br>
It has nothing to do with astrology... it's just that this month only 28 days!]()
Upload to Facebook "This month your wife will speak less." It has nothing to do with astrology... it's just that this month only 28 days! -
![Husband calls his wife:</br>
Wife: Bhonko!</br>
Husband: Kabhi To Thodi Tameez Aur Izzat Se Baat Kar Liya Karo.</br>
Wife: Bhonkiye!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband calls his wife: Wife: Bhonko! Husband: Kabhi To Thodi Tameez Aur Izzat Se Baat Kar Liya Karo. Wife: Bhonkiye! -
![When my wife starts fighting with me, I see and start to believe in flying saucers... and plates... and glasses!]()
Upload to Facebook When my wife starts fighting with me, I see and start to believe in flying saucers... and plates... and glasses! -
![Marriage does not change a man much.</br>
Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth,</br>
After the wedding, it is just one less!]()
Upload to Facebook Marriage does not change a man much. Before the wedding, he loves all the women on earth, After the wedding, it is just one less! -
![My wife told me that I'm very sensitive and overreacting. I categorically denied that and stormed out of the house crying!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that I'm very sensitive and overreacting. I categorically denied that and stormed out of the house crying! -
![Micro Insult:</br>
Husband: Do you like a handsome husband or an intelligent one?</br>
Wife: Neither. I like you!]()
Upload to Facebook Micro Insult: Husband: Do you like a handsome husband or an intelligent one? Wife: Neither. I like you!
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