| While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?" Husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!" |
| Whenever my wife uses the phrase "I was thinking." That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something! |
| Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up: (1) Smoke detector (2) Police siren (3) Silent glare from wife |
| Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight. Wife: Who won? Me: I won. Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream! |
| Before marriage, a man dates a woman. After marriage, a woman mandates a man! |
| When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man. When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man. When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man! |
| Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise. Wife: I am only 33 kg. Husband: How? Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon! |
| Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside? Wife: You said you're leaving. Me: That was for work! |
| I and my wife are so like-minded. Whatever I like, she minds! |
| Pray if you believe in God. Disagree with your wife if you want to meet Him! |
