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Upload to Facebook Me: I had a dream that we got in a big fight.
Wife: Who won?
Me: I won.
Wife: Oh, then it's definitely a dream! -
Upload to Facebook Before marriage, a man dates a woman.
After marriage, a woman mandates a man! -
Upload to Facebook When you're wrong and you surrender, you're an honest man. When you're in doubt and you surrender, you're a wise man. When you're right and you surrender, you're a married man! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: You are gaining weight. You should do a little exercise.
Wife: I am only 33 kg.
Husband: How?
Wife: You always tell me I am as beautiful as the moon. I cannot be more than 33 kg on the moon! -
Upload to Facebook Me: Why have you kept my bags & belongings outside?
Wife: You said you're leaving.
Me: That was for work! -
Upload to Facebook I and my wife are so like-minded.
Whatever I like, she minds! -
Upload to Facebook Pray if you believe in God. Disagree with your wife if you want to meet Him! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday! -
Upload to Facebook Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men! -
Upload to Facebook Woman 1: You said you wouldn't marry anyone. Men are animals. Still, you agreed to marry a guy!
Woman 2: It is not a bad idea to pet an animal!
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