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Upload to Facebook Some days I get a feeling that my wife married me only because she needed someone to carry all these shopping bags! -
Upload to Facebook My wife says I only have 2 faults.
I don't listen and something else! -
Upload to Facebook Guys, once you're married, your right to like or comment on other women's pictures on social media ceases.
Offenders will have to face serious repercussions! -
Upload to Facebook If you hate your job, the solution is simple.
Get married. You'll not only love your job but also look forward to spending more time there! -
Upload to Facebook My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me! -
Upload to Facebook What does Dad do to remain married?
Keeps Mum! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
Guys, an important part of being a good husband is waiting for your wife in the car for a long time. Very. Long. Time. -
Upload to Facebook While pressing her husband's forehead, the wife gently asked, "Shaadi Ke Pehle Tumhare Sar Kaun Dabata Tha?"
Husband gave a simple heart-touching answer, "Shaadi Se Pehle Kabhi Sar Dard Tha Hi Nahi!" -
Upload to Facebook Whenever my wife uses the phrase "I was thinking."
That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something! -
Upload to Facebook Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:
(1) Smoke detector
(2) Police siren
(3) Silent glare from wife
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