| The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion! |
| My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!" |
| Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred! |
| Universal truth: Wives worry about the things husbands forget. Husbands worry about the things wives remember! |
| It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted! |
| Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well? Wife: Awww, no babe. Husband: So why do you keep cooking? |
| Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything? Wife: No, that's enough! |
| The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut! |
| As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive! |
| My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids! |
