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Upload to Facebook Universal truth:
Wives worry about the things husbands forget.
Husbands worry about the things wives remember! -
Upload to Facebook It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well?
Wife: Awww, no babe.
Husband: So why do you keep cooking? -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything?
Wife: No, that's enough! -
Upload to Facebook The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut! -
Upload to Facebook As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive! -
Upload to Facebook My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids! -
Upload to Facebook The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.
Now I'm not allowed to go near her! -
Upload to Facebook Of course, men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other.
It's called "marriage!" -
Upload to Facebook My wife is coming home tonight after a week-long official trip. So you guys know what I'm getting tonight.
Yelled at. Yes, I'm gonna get yelled at for making the house a mess!
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