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Upload to Facebook Tequila is like marriage. You know that it's bad for you & may regret it later.
But you're curious and do it anyway! -
Upload to Facebook I'm a grown-up and mature man and I do whatever the hell my wife wants me to do.
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Upload to Facebook My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where did that come from?" -
Upload to Facebook I have become a successful husband by letting my wife speak all the time! -
Upload to Facebook To be safe, I bought my wife a Father's Day gift! -
Upload to Facebook You don't realize the importance of a pedicure in your life until the day you don't notice your wife's! -
Upload to Facebook Not bragging, but my wife describes my dressing style as "Are you wearing that?" -
Upload to Facebook Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you.
Me: When is that, next year? -
Upload to Facebook The most important invention in the history of mankind is not the wheel, it's the chair.
If you don't agree, just go shopping with your wife! -
Upload to Facebook Telling my wife that we're going out for dinner at someplace fancy is my way of getting 4 hours to myself while she gets ready!
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