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Upload to Facebook Being a woman is so expensive. I know this because I have a wife! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's top five favorite smells:
5. Coffee brewing
4. Pages of a new book
3. First rain
2. Freshly baked cake
1. Smoke that comes out when she's grilling me -
Upload to Facebook According to a survey, the leading causes of death among men are:
1. Heart attacks
2. Strokes
3. Gifting wife a weighing scale and a diet book on her birthday -
Upload to Facebook If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all! -
Upload to Facebook "Good morning madam, I'm from the maintenance company. I understand there's something in the house that's not working."
"Yes, he's upstairs!" -
Upload to Facebook Whenever I give money to beggars, my wife tells me "they're going to get drunk with your money".
As if I wasn't gonna do the same! -
Upload to Facebook My husband just called me pretentious.
I was so surprised my monocle fell out! -
Upload to Facebook Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I am pissed!
Husband: Again or still? -
Upload to Facebook It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong!
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